Slide Don Felinos
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods;
they have not forgotten this.
Sir Doge
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Mr. Paw
Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.
Slide Mr. Frogger
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
James Rabbit
Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.
Howler
A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.
Budgie Boss
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly.
Slide Mr. Crab
You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
Snake
The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can't wake up.
The G.O.A.T.
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.